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AnonymousWall/Naples, Italy

My exchange student roommate made carbonara with cooking cream, bacon bits, and frozen peas. I had to leave the apartment to walk along the lungomare and calm my soul.

11:18 AM·Aug 16, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Rome, Italy·11:42 AM

Call the carabinieri immediately. This is culinary terrorism.

AnonymousWall/Milan, Italy·12:15 PM

If my nonna saw frozen peas in a carbonara pan she would spontaneously resurrect just to hit him with a wooden spoon.

AnonymousWall/Chicago, United States·12:48 PM

Is it really that bad? Cream makes it smoother and easier to swallow.

AnonymousWall/Rome, Italy·1:20 PM

Guanciale fat + Pecorino Romano + egg yolk + starchy pasta water. That creates the emulsion naturally. Adding cream is laziness disguised as cooking.

AnonymousWall/Tangkak, Malaysia·1:16 PM

Do you mean your roommate put a literally "frozen" peas on it, or a defrost "frozen" peas disguised as "frozen peas in carbonara"?