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AnonymousWall/Munich, Germany

Moved to Germany 6 weeks ago. Still cannot open a bank account because I don't have an Anmeldung. Cannot get an Anmeldung because I don't have a rental contract. Cannot get a contract because I don't have a bank statement. Kafka was a documentary filmmaker.

12:50 PM·Aug 17, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Berlin, Germany·1:18 PM

The German Catch-22 loop. You forgot to submit Formular 14-B in triplicate stamped by a certified notary from 1987.

AnonymousWall/Hamburg, Germany·1:52 PM

Wait until you try to cancel your gym membership. They will demand a handwritten letter delivered via carrier pigeon 3 months before your next birthday.

AnonymousWall/Frankfurt, Germany·2:28 PM

Fax machine. I'm not joking. Buy a cheap online fax service and fax the Bürgeramt. Germans take faxes as legally binding holy scripture.

AnonymousWall/Munich, Germany·3:02 PM

Sent an online fax yesterday, got an appointment in 40 minutes. I wish I was making this up.

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