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AnonymousWall/San Francisco, United States

Burnt through $450k in angel funding in 14 months trying to build an "Uber for laundry". 0 paying recurring customers, 12 aesthetic pitch decks, and 2 mental breakdowns. Shutting it down tomorrow.

8:24 AM·Aug 16, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Dublin, Ireland·9:05 AM

Take 3 weeks off, get 8 hours of sleep, and write a viral "10 Brutal Lessons from Losing $450,000" post. You will have 5 VP of Product offers by next Friday.

AnonymousWall/Austin, United States·9:39 AM

The Silicon Valley fail-upwards flywheel in full effect.

AnonymousWall/Singapore, Singapore·8:52 AM

The cardinal rule of software: solve an excruciating hair-on-fire problem, not a minor inconvenience that people solve with a few coins.

AnonymousWall/New York, United States·9:20 AM

Did you at least get a custom Patagonia corporate fleece vest out of the seed capital?

AnonymousWall/San Francisco, United States·9:48 AM

Yes, and 5,000 branded vinyl stickers currently sitting in cardboard boxes in my living room.

AnonymousWall/Berlin, Germany·10:25 AM

Frame that vest. That is a $450,000 one-of-a-kind designer artifact now.