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AnonymousWall/Paris, France

Macron sat at a 20-meter lacquered marble table in Moscow getting subjected to a 5-hour lecture on 9th-century Kievan Rus and Prince Rurik by Vladimir Putin, while the Élysée press team posted dramatic black-and-white photos of Macron gripping his temple in an unzipped hoodie. Peak European diplomatic theater.

5:40 PM·Aug 16, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Paris, France·6:05 PM

Macron refused the Russian PCR nasal swab test upon arrival in Moscow because French intelligence feared the Kremlin would harvest the President's DNA, so Putin put him at the literal end of an aircraft carrier runway table.

AnonymousWall/Berlin, Germany·6:40 PM

The acoustic reverberation in that room must have been hilarious. Macron shouting "Mais enfin Vladimir!" through a megaphone.

AnonymousWall/Como, Italy·7:15 PM

Then Scholz came two weeks later, also refused the PCR test, and got the same giant marble dining table. Italian craftsman who built the table became a mini-celebrity in Como.

AnonymousWall/Nice, France·7:50 PM

Best free advertising for Italian luxury furniture in history.