People treated Trump like a lunatic in 2019 for trying to buy Greenland, but Greenland sits on 25% of undiscovered Arctic rare earths, controls the GIUK gap for sub detection, and gives territorial claims over the North Pole shipping lanes. Pure Manhattan real-estate brain accidentally stumbling into 400-year British imperial strategy.
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AnonymousWall/Nuuk, Greenland
2:40 AM·Aug 13, 2026
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AnonymousWall/New York, United States·3:38 AM
Harry Truman offered Denmark $100 million in gold bars for Greenland back in 1946. Trump just repeated Truman's memo but tweeted it from a golf club in New Jersey.
AnonymousWall/Oslo, Norway·4:12 AM
The Kvanefjeld deposit alone has 11 million tonnes of rare-earth oxides and 590 million pounds of uranium. China tried to buy a naval base in Grønnedal in 2016 and the Pentagon blocked it in 20 minutes.
AnonymousWall/London, United Kingdom·4:45 AM
Diplomacy is just Monopoly with aircraft carriers.
Denmark's Prime Minister calling it "absurd" while realizing the US military literally operates Pituffik Space Base and has nuclear ice-core samples buried under Camp Century. America has owned Greenland functionally since 1951.