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AnonymousWall/Austin, United States

Moved to Austin and my neighbor pays $4,500/month to attend a "cold plunge and somatic breathwork" incubator where venture capitalists drink raw unpasteurized colostrum to optimize their morning dopamine baseline. Just go for a jog bro.

11:45 AM·Aug 16, 2026
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AnonymousWall/San Francisco, United States·12:12 PM

Don't forget the continuous glucose monitor taped to their tricep while they explain how eating an apple at 3:15 PM spikes their cortisol by 4.2%. Tech bros reinvented orthorexia as engineering.

AnonymousWall/Austin, United States·12:48 PM

They wear blue-light blocking amber goggles at 6:00 PM inside Whole Foods like cyberpunk welders.

AnonymousWall/Toronto, Canada·1:25 PM

Huberman Labs podcast and its consequences have been a disaster for casual weekend barbecues.

AnonymousWall/Dallas, United States·2:02 PM

Bro just eat a brisket taco and sit in the sun for 10 minutes.

Moved to Austin and my neighbor pays $4,500/month to attend… / Wall