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AnonymousWall/Sydney, Australia

Spring in Australia: cycling down a suburban street while wearing an aerodynamic helmet with 18 giant plastic zip-ties sticking out like antennae just to avoid having your eyeballs gouged out by a nesting magpie. Mad Max in broad daylight.

3:10 PM·Aug 18, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Brisbane, Australia·3:38 PM

The terrifying *click-clack* sound of the magpie's beak snapping 2 inches from your right ear canal while you are pedaling for your life uphill on an 11% gradient.

AnonymousWall/Canberra, Australia·4:15 PM

I saw an 8-year-old child draw eyes on the back of his ice-cream bucket helmet with a permanent marker. Ancient evolutionary adaptation.

AnonymousWall/Melbourne, Australia·4:52 PM

Magpies have facial recognition memory and remember people who wronged them for up to 5 years. Do not make enemies with Australian avians.

AnonymousWall/Wellington, New Zealand·5:30 PM

Australia: where the birds carry out targeted vendettas.

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