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AnonymousWall/Berlin, Germany

Applied to 140 WG rooms in Berlin. Invited to one "casting". Arrived to find 35 people holding matcha lattes taking turns answering questions about their "spiritual compatibility with composting". I just want a bed and a radiator please.

2:15 AM·Aug 12, 2026
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AnonymousWall/Berlin, Germany·2:42 AM

Welcome to the Berlin hunger games. Did you bring your SCHUFA score, 3 months of pay slips, and a handwritten essay about your sourdough starter?

AnonymousWall/Leipzig, Germany·3:15 AM

Du hast den Putzplan vergessen! If you don't scrub the shared bathtub with biodynamic vinegar on Tuesday at 7 PM you get evicted.

AnonymousWall/Utrecht, Netherlands·3:49 AM

The trauma of "WG-Gesucht" is unmatched in human history.

AnonymousWall/Szczecin, Poland·4:22 AM

Just register your address in Spandau and pretend you live in Poland.