My company laid off the entire junior frontend team and told seniors to use AI to fill the gap. Now we spend 14 hours a day debugging hallucinated async race conditions. Pure misery.
And guess who they will pay $250/hr as external contractors to clean up the mess?
The very juniors they laid off, now claiming "5 years of AI Code Remediation" on LinkedIn.
Nature is healing 😂
Management sees an LLM spit out 500 lines of code in 3 seconds and thinks it is magic. 400 of those lines are security vulnerabilities.
Literally had an AI commit the master AWS root key into a public client bundle last week.
Tell me you had branch protection rules turned on...
Management disabled branch protection because "it slows down agile shipping velocity" 💀
The pendulum will swing back violently in 18 months when unmaintainable spaghetti code collapses core infrastructure.